Oh, the banality, you say? Not if you believe it!
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Misfortune doesn't make any sense whatsoever. It's just so evil in its randomness. Slapstick!, the master of Slapstick would say, who left this planet about 13 ½ months ago.
-You all looked like ants to me down there, or like germs under a microscope.
-That's what we felt like, too.
-If I had known you then, I would have tried to rescue you.
-That would have been like trying to rescue a germ from a million other germs, Wilbur.
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Look at this hair! It is actually only one hair, full of split ends. The ultimate overcomb!
A full head of healthy hair can be a source of great pride for the owner (that's the person growing the hair or their spouse, depending on the local legislation). Daily overdoses of vitamin B are highly recommended! Beer is a good source of vitamin B. Does this mean that if you drink a lot of beer you will get a big hairy beer belly?
