Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Banana's Appendix

Anybody out there suffering the après-Easter egg coma? In the Unorthodox Christian world? Talking to you, Frog?

Before we continue, a little quiz: do you think a banana can have an appendix? Can it get appendicitis? Any ideas? Yes? Ok, you may continue reading.

So we would like to dedicate this post to Jillian, who expressed the wish to have one million dollars. Jillian, be careful what you wish for. Here is a link containing excellent advise on the matter, as well as the answer to our quiz.

Our greetings also to Ms Quarks who almost stopped blogging. She was almost finished with people. We were almost finished with people while watching TV. The news was that, according to witnesses, a stranger had thrown a beautiful, adorable one-year-old boxer dog off an overpass and down on a busy highway. No particular reason. We don't know what fruit, vegetable, or pie the person who could do this deserves to be awarded or thrown at. He's beyond our capabilities. Any suggestions? We do have all our golden apples to offer to those who saved her and took her to the vet! One asshole, a dozen angels! We are not finished with people.

The boxer had just strayed from home. She survived with a broken jaw and is reunited with her loving mistress Haley Savage.

In any case, our Hero of the Week is Seven the Boxer dog and her helpers. Seven! George Costanza for once not jinxed.


Jillian said...

LOL... I LOVED that story! You're right, I rather like his idea!!

Also, I got my own tag!!

Own tag = AWESOME.

Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass said...

And after a little editing, one more link for you! Wowsome!

Jillian said...

Hey, thanks a lot! :-) So far this day is turning out alright!

Bimmy the Bookish said...

Someone threw that poor dog off a BRIDGE????

What can you say about people like that? Sheesh. I find that kind of random violence very scary.
I think you are right to remember that there many people around who came to her aid too.
But still, I'm shaking my head in despair at the sheer mindlessness of that act.
Get well soon, little Seven!
(misread her name at first, and thought, what are the chances that this dog is also called Sven?? must get my eyes tested)

Frog the Dog said...

Ahem! Who told you about my apres easter egg coma???
Can't a cartoon dog have the odd easter egg or five without people casting nasturtiums??

Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass said...

You are very right, Bimmy, about those scary random acts of evil.

Seven could become very good friends with Sven! And with Frog. Perhaps Seven also likes easter eggs!