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What are an octopus's tentacles? Are they limbs? If so, are they arms or are they legs? Can't they be both? This is obviously a case of arm-leg degeneracy!
Or are they fingers? Or toes? They can't be fingers or toes. (If they were, what happened to the other two?)
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Roufa asks: If you dig a hole to the other side of the Earth, at some point around the center of the Earth you will have to turn upside down, right?
Tentacles warns:
If you dig a hole to the other side of the Earth, you will have all your questions answered by a giant moronic octopus. Beware of the giant moronic octopus!
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We felt like pulling his arm-legs. So we asked him: If you work out in the rain, do you have to shower afterwards?
He said there was no rain in the sea.
There's no soap either! observed Mimi. Roufa insisted: Really, isn't rain water the purest you can get? For humans anyway?
...And fish stink! continued Mimi. But only dead fish!
Tentacles said: You are silly, all right. Then tip-toed away on all eight toeless tentacles.
[-Are you the Wise Man on the Mountain?
-What mountain?]
