Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Humanity is Underrated

... just balancing things.


At last: Women have gradually and definitively fulfilled one of their greatest dreams, perhaps the greatest: conquered the world with their humps and turned men into their private impotent clowns. If you have been following the MTV VMAs the past few years, you will agree with us. Where have all the men gone?


Super frogtastic financial opportunity for all you programming freaks out there! Big bucks to be made! Here is the brilliant RTGML idea that will make you rich and famous! We expect generous thank-you gifts.

We have a project to outsource.

Suppose you've sent an email message without thinking. Everybody has! You clicked "send", and before you could begin to realize the magnitude of your blunder, the message has already arrived at its destination! Everything goes so fast with email! Wouldn't it be great to have a little code in your mailer, which you can send to the same person and it would delete or scramble the latest message that you sent to them? Or you could even customize it, have it delete all of your messages with a particular subject, and so on. As long as the message has not been downloaded yet to all kinds of devices yet, problem solved!

Patent no RTGML20080924.


Bimmy the Bookish said...

Oh come ON! You have to tell us what is was you sent out to everyone - well, not EVERYONE, cos we didnt get one, but you know, how mega bad was it??

i once inadvertently invited absolutely everyone in my address book to join me on some social networking site or other, and promptly sent out an apology email.
Was amazed at how many people from my dim and distant past got in touch to ask how i was! People I was wincing over responded that I wasnt to worry, no offence was taken.
A journalist i had never spoken too replied to say what fun it looked!
i was so mortified with that site for running off with my address book before i had a chance to deselect the appropriate deslectees, that i shut down my acount immediately and havent darkened their door since.

So what did YOU say and to whom, silly ones??

Roufa Tav Gosou & Mimi Lass said...

Nothing, actually! We just care for YOU!

Although once Mimi almost sent a sensitive piece of her medical history to ALL her past and present acquaintances, including past and present employers and colleagues, when she just meant to contact the doctor. I got my results, doc, bad news, what now, sob? Send - all.

ALMOST! Imagine that!

For the record, Mimi is fine now!

Bimmy the Bookish said...

That really doesnt bear thinking about, does it??

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well humanity has always been underrated since thousands of years

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